“If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born… and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.” -Catcher in the Rye

This is my blog where I write what I need to and try to make you laugh from time to time.

I used to sell my cupcakes but since I didn’t want to rent out a separate kitchen, I moved on to a new passion! Right now I’m selling Pure Romance products and waiting for my babies (Everly & Beckett) to grow big & go to school before I start doing therapy, hopefully at a private practice or within a wholistic health community.

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Yups:

god’s sense of humor, everly being mischievous, beckett laughing, billy’s squinty-eyed grin, millie’s loyalty, my mom’s sarcasm, my dad’s honesty, my stepmom’s optimism, my sister and brother-in-law’s style, my niece’s silky curls, cupcakes, walking outside barefoot,  blogging, social media, taking pictures, soy hot chocolate, the today show, autumn and spring, bright colors like turquoise, texting, playgroup meet-ups, romantic comedies, thunderstorms, video games, baking, showing people i love them with food, going out dancing, quilts, holding hands, frozen margaritas, witty banter, hyperbole, jd salinger’s style of writing, watching my husband coach wrestling, singing patty griffin and guster lullabies to my babies, comfort food, carl rogers, dexter, the office, game of thrones, breaking bad, googling everything, person-centered approach, reading magazines, candy and movie nights, kentucky basketball, how comfortable i am with my best friends, billy’s t-shirts and comfy sweats, my iphone, groomed eyebrows, halloween, when everly “reads” to herself, short stories, beckett’s growls and slobbery kisses, using big words at stupid moments, the gap in beckett’s front teeth

Boos:

hatefulness, washing my face at night, waking up early, cooking, exercising, the way jeans fit my body type, extremely cold or hot weather, clutter, talking on the phone, folding and putting away laundry, everly’s whiny noises, millie when she’s anxious, obnoxious musical toys, riding in the back seat of a car, unexpected visitors, floral scents, arrogance, flying in airplanes, spiders, sharks, google maps, gossip (though i’m guilty of doing it), people that flirt when they’re married, unhealthy anxiety and how it manifests, showing weakness, the way it feels to open up to new friends, removing eye makeup

And this is all it takes to help me get up in the mornings…